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Big Dill Sports in the building, and the Dolphins just turned MetLife into a slip ’n slide. Miami blasted the Jets 34-10 with a three-touchdown haymaker in the first quarter: a 21-yard jet sweep from Jaylen Waddle set the tone, De’Von Achane ripped a 39-yarder and finished it with a 13-yard score, and Tua Tagovailoa dropped a tidy 3-yard TD to Waddle to cap a 69-yard march. New York’s lone spark early was a 78-yard punt-return house call, but a Riley Patterson 43-yarder made it 24-7 at the break, and the Fins never looked back. (espn.com)

This one was trench work, baby. Miami rumbled for 239 rushing yards, led by Jaylen Wright (24 carries, 107 yards, 1 TD) bulldozing the right edge all fourth quarter, while Achane (7 carries, 92 yards, 1 TD) hit the Jets with explosives before briefly exiting with a rib issue. Ollie Gordon II punched in a 7-yard dagger late, and Tua stayed on schedule — 13/21, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT — keeping the chains moving and the clock humming as Waddle (5 catches, 50 yards, 1 TD) did his slippery thing underneath. (sbnation.com)

Meanwhile, the Miami defense packed a suitcase full of pressure. The Fins racked up six sacks — with heat from all angles — and swiped two interceptions, including Rasul Douglas before halftime and Ethan Bonner erasing a late Jets red-zone threat. When New York tried to rally, the pass rush and those takeaways slammed the door shut. Oh, and for everyone who lives for the narrative: Tua kept that “unbeaten vs. the Jets” tag intact and put the cold-weather chatter on ice. (espn.com)

Big-picture footnote from the news desk: this one officially stamped another postseason-less year for Gang Green, making it 15 straight without a playoff berth — tough scene in the Meadowlands. (espn.com)

Big Dill of the Game: Jaylen Wright — 24 carries, 107 yards, 1 TD. He was the closer, the clock-chewer, the sledgehammer that kept the Jets defense on skates. That’s a wrap from Big Dill Sports — where ballin’ is a big dill. Catch you next whistle.